Lord is Bored
Sometimes I get bored, which I have said in previous posts is really quite a lame thing for a living breathing human being to say considering that they are living and there is so much that shouldn’t be boring but should be fascinating. Still sometimes I slip up and get kind of bored like right now . . . so instead of being bored I intend to try and make two atoms crash into each other with my mind . . .
. . .there, just did it! Hooray! I control quantum particles! Don’t believe me? Go ahead and prove the two atoms I was just thinking about didn’t just bump into each other. And before you go saying anything rash about this consider the fact that I can now control quantum particles and might just feel like throwing a bunch in your direction for your insolent doubt.
Hey I’m not bored anymore.
General Lordisimo's Apocalypse 
There is a very real possibility that this post represents my mental decay from sitting in front of a computer screen all day and not doing much of anything . . . bad sign, very bad sign . . .
at least I got quantum partical control out of it . . . yep, bad bad sign.