Q: What the fuck is a walrus? A: A tusked sea tuber

Above is an image of a walrus and below is an image of two sweet potatoes

I ask you to note the general similarity in appearance between the two.  Thus, knowing next to nothing about taxonomy, I propose that a walrus is obviously a large mobile tusked potato-like life form that dwells in the Arctic seas.  No need to thank me for this keen observation, I give it for free.

~ by Nathaniel on December 3, 2007.