Repugnance
“you can’t hold a dwarf-tossing contest in France”
Really? You can’t? Boy and I was just about to schedule a trip. The above article from the New York Times is actually pretty interesting, check it out.
General Lordisimo’s Apocalypse
pushing the end times since 1984
We’re all living in a tiny apocalypse
As far as I see it, the whole shabangs probably gonna go the way of shit sooner or later. Best to sit back, relax, and go with the flow while the flow is still going. Fuck it right?
General Lordisimo's Apocalypse 
That’s what Belgium and Luxemburg are for.