Giant Kangaroo Riding

Sometimes I think it would be awesome if 1). there were still giant kangaroos (which before they went extinct some thousands of years ago stood around ten feet tall) and 2). that we could ride them like horses.  Yup, that would be cool.  I would much rather be a kangaroo riding cowboy than a horse riding cowboy, though I guess I’d have to be an Australian to pull that off.  I guess I’d be down with that because I’d get to say “G’Day Mate!”  Plus I’d be riding around on a fucking huge kangaroo.  Yup, sometimes I think that would be awesome.

~ by Nathaniel on February 27, 2008.