Siren Theory
My theory on sirens goes something like this:
If you live on or near a frequently traveled street or road then it will almost always occur that just as you are beginning to fall asleep for the night some loud siren blaring vehicle will be coming down said road or street causing you to become once more awake. This will not be the end of the world but it will be fucking annoying.
grrrrr.
General Lordisimo's Apocalypse 
I only wake up when the sirens stop in my front yard.
I wish I could sleep that well
My theory, people shouldn’t laugh at Jimmy C for living in the middle of nowhere because (knock on wood) we don’t have siren drive-byes out in these parts.