I feel like . . .

 . . . news and RSS has completely failed me today.  I’ve been at work for over two hours and have been really hard pressed to find anything all that good to read (except for Bear’s gigantic post on The Yeti which was both interesting and huge).  My thinking mind needs to create some reasons for the all around lack of interesting news today:

  1. Today is International Media Take-a-Break Day
  2. Sentient un-homogenized yogurt has infiltrated the brains of most major media outlet CEOs who have in turn ordered all their employees to stop normal work and begin the world domination by inserting said yogurt cultures into their ears
  3. It is Wednesday and everybody has started Alcohol Wednesday really early
  4. Absolutely nothing of any interest has happened in the last 24 hours
  5. I am being lazy and picky about my definition of interesting news, there is actually plenty of worthwhile material to read this morning I’ve just failed to do so

Conclusion:  I believe that point #2 is most likely and point #5 is not only ridiculous but also universally impossible.

bored bored bored

~ by Nathaniel on March 12, 2008.

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