Where did warmness go?
On Friday it was in the mid-70s but then yesterday (Saturday) and today it is chilly and damp. What the fuck weather? I prefer the warm niceness to this cold shit. Please refrain from further being gross outside and start getting warm and pleasant again. My heating bill requires this.
General Lordisimo's Apocalypse 
I can deal with chilly, but when you add the windy and the rainy. I need a jacket that breaks the wind, and fends off the moisture better than the abominable snowman fleece I typically don.