Oh Brother
My brother shares with his classmates (and by default the world due to appearance on the Web) his dream jobs for when he graduates. It is nice to read of our family inheritance as Ian explains how the probability of him being a mustache model is rather slim, saying, “Unfortunately for me, this dream job is a real stretch, seeing that I don’t rock facial hair all that well.” You and me both little bother, you and me both.
General Lordisimo's Apocalypse 
I can tell he’s your brother just in the way he writes.
It’s kind of scary isn’t it?