I Hate Time Changes

I’ll say it right up front, time changes fucking piss me off.  I really have no clue as to why we do it (I’ve heard several explanations but they all seem to have some major holes in their logic).  Honestly I think it is just to fuck with us and make us all confused and pissed off.  While there is something nice about the “extra” hour we get in the autumn time change, it is at the cost having it get dark much earlier, and that blows the big one.  I would much rather have it be dark until 8 am or whenever in the morning than get dark before 6 pm.  God damnit I only get out of work at 5:00 and less than an hour of light is not a cool thing (especially for somebody who works in a cave of an office with no windows).

So fuck you time changes!  I don’t know who thought you were a clever idea, but if I had a time machine they would be on my list of people whom I’d kick in the groin.

~ by Nathaniel on November 2, 2009.

2 Responses to “I Hate Time Changes”

  1. That would be, ahem, Benjamin Franklin.

    • Well then Fuck Benjamin Franklin. thinks he’s all high and mighty and can mess with our heads just cause he invented bifocals and liked hanging out in France. Bullshit I say. Bullshit!

      Actually I am really fond of Mr. Franklin and his contributions to history. I may not travel back in time and kick him in the balls.

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