Signs of the Apocalypse: The Philip K. Dick Android on the Loose

In February 2006, an America West Airlines employee misplaced the android, and it has not yet been found.

                                                           ~via this Wikipedia Article

The fact that there is an android with Philip K. Dick’s likeness is bad enough (did people miss the point of Do Android Dream of Electric Sheep and several of his other stories or something?) but the thought of that android being out on the loose somewhere in the world is even worse.

Now, a skeptic about how much of a GDAFSA this is, might point out that the android is “remote-controlled.”  Sure, fine I’ll give you that, and then counter with “what’s your fucking point?  It is still out their on the loose somewhere.”

Skeptics might then be tempted to point out that it is probably sitting around in some fanboy/girl’s basement or garage.  Really?  Great!

Not!

It was deranged fanboys/girls who built this abomination in the first place.  Now some unknown individual has the horrid android in their possession and is probably just waiting for the day to unleash it on the unsuspecting world.

If anyone can appreciate my concern I imagine it is my good friend Adam “Bear” Gautsch (whom I deeply offended with my previous anti-orange post.  sorry dude).  Bear has maintained a healthy and logical anti-robot stance, which is precisely what we are going to need to avoid conquest by our metallic machine overlords.

That being said, self-aware Philip K. Dick androids must be stopped!

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~ by Nathaniel on November 5, 2009.

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